He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
cat food counts as protein by the way
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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