Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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