Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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