Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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