redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I party with great urgency now.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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