I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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