She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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