What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
my god I love twenty year old dicks
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
