it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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