he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
my liver is dry heaving
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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