ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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