I love black thongs
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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