btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
