is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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