i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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