He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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