dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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