At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Randomize
