Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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