yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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