I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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