thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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