Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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