Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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