so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This is classic penis vs brain.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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