i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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