your parents love me but you hate me
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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