Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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