lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
