If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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