Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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