3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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