I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
do nipples grow back?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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