I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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