so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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