He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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