its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
