That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can feel your judgement through the phone
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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