ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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