Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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