dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
They have beer where we have blood.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
