I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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