I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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