if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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