I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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