found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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