Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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