Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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