I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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