What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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