THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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