I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize