You work out of a Hotel?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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