whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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