physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I have grass duct taped all over my body
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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